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Here are 10 of my favorite jokes. Enjoy! 
Joke 1-Q:How do you know when your upside down?
A:When your nose starts running and your feet start smelling!
Joke 2-Q:What did the astronaut see cooking on the stove?
A:An unidentified frying object.
Joke 3-Q:Why couldn't the astronaut stay on the moon?
A:It was already full.
Joke 4-Q:Why did the man freeze his money?
A:He wanted cold, hard cash!
Joke 5-Q:What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
A:Hip-Hop!
Joke 6-Q:What type of animal needs oil?
A:A mouse; it sqeaks!
Joke 7-Q:Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A:In the dictionary!
Joke 8-Q:Why did Mickey Mouse shrink himself?
A:He wanted to be with Minnie!
Joke 9-Q:What can you break by saying it's name?
A:Silence.
Joke 10-Q:Why do cats like Christmas?
A: Because they get presents from Santa Claws!
Joke 1-Q:How do you know when your upside down?
A:When your nose starts running and your feet start smelling!
Joke 2-Q:What did the astronaut see cooking on the stove?
A:An unidentified frying object.
Joke 3-Q:Why couldn't the astronaut stay on the moon?
A:It was already full.
Joke 4-Q:Why did the man freeze his money?
A:He wanted cold, hard cash!
Joke 5-Q:What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
A:Hip-Hop!
Joke 6-Q:What type of animal needs oil?
A:A mouse; it sqeaks!
Joke 7-Q:Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A:In the dictionary!
Joke 8-Q:Why did Mickey Mouse shrink himself?
A:He wanted to be with Minnie!
Joke 9-Q:What can you break by saying it's name?
A:Silence.
Joke 10-Q:Why do cats like Christmas?
A: Because they get presents from Santa Claws!
