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    Webkinz4Ever
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    10 Of My Favorite Jokes

    Post by Webkinz4Ever on Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:51 pm

    Here are 10 of my favorite jokes. Enjoy!

    Joke 1-Q:How do you know when your upside down?
    A:When your nose starts running and your feet start smelling!
    Joke 2-Q:What did the astronaut see cooking on the stove?
    A:An unidentified frying object.
    Joke 3-Q:Why couldn't the astronaut stay on the moon?
    A:It was already full.
    Joke 4-Q:Why did the man freeze his money?
    A:He wanted cold, hard cash!
    Joke 5-Q:What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
    A:Hip-Hop!
    Joke 6-Q:What type of animal needs oil?
    A:A mouse; it sqeaks!
    Joke 7-Q:Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
    A:In the dictionary!
    Joke 8-Q:Why did Mickey Mouse shrink himself?
    A:He wanted to be with Minnie!
    Joke 9-Q:What can you break by saying it's name?
    A:Silence.
    Joke 10-Q:Why do cats like Christmas?
    A: Because they get presents from Santa Claws!
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    Re: 10 Of My Favorite Jokes

    Post by glamglam on Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:21 pm

    L0L

    Thanks for sharing, W4E! xD


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